- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Anonymous asked: who are you fucking these days?
your mom
Anonymous asked: heard somebody was talkin shit about you today
is there a question in there somewhere or are you just trying to start shit
Anonymous asked: what did the last text message you get say and who was it from
it was from my mom and it said “hurry up and finish the steaks slut. I’m hungry”
She got her daddy’s tongue and temper, sometimes her mouth could use a filter. God shook his head the day he built her, oh, but I bet he smiled.
Lee Brice (via southernlysassyandclassy)
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